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#wobblybiker – Older Men Take a Bike Ride!

June 24th, 2009 No comments

Bikes!
I’m excited about this weekend. Myself and a buddy, John Fair, both share a love for all things 2 wheeled with engines. (Thats a complicated way of saying we like our motorbikes) John and I are taking to the road early Saturday morning with 12 others on a long trip to Cork. By long trip, I mean Dublin to Cork via Wicklow, Wexford, Waterford, Lismore and Cork. Hopefully the weather keeps up.

We plan on taking lots of photos, and um, maybe washing down a beer or 2. You can follow our goings on in real time on twitter as we will be tweeting updates and photos with the hashtag search #wobblybiker

Will report back on the day’s antics next week!

CLinks – Ninja Cats

March 21st, 2009 No comments

Ok this is just for a bit of fun. Everyone knows what a lolcat is. It has inspired many a good photo but mostly crap ones to plague internet forum. However lolcat for a brief moment spurned ninja cat on youtube. Check it out:

But as with everything on the internet. There are imitators. But this one is even better than the original for all the wrong reasons! Check out the girly man scream at the end!

CLinks are back!

March 1st, 2009 No comments

Some CLinks to keep you entertained, or not, depending on what you are in to!

What an odd site. The new lolcat? Check out the adventures of Gynolamp here!

Irish Blogger Jason Row caused a bit of a stir for Ryanair this week with this blog post here.

Jack Black takes the console wars a bit too far here.

And while on the gaming theme, Whitest Kids You Know show us what its really like to playing online games below.

Attn: Entrepreneurs, Accountants, Company Directors and Business Owners! Please take a moment to complete this Survey!

January 25th, 2009 No comments

Given the existing economic climate that we’re in and the increase in company liquidations, I’ve put together a survey to assess how important cash flow is to companies at present and to determine how satisfied the decision makers are with the credit control and collections.

Please take a moment to complete this brief survey with your company’s view. All responses are taken in complete confidence and only the aggregated results will be published. User’s will not be identified.

Click Here to take survey

Thanks for your help!

Latest CLinks

January 25th, 2009 Comments off

Ok so its been a while since I have put up some CLinks, let hope these are up to scratch!!

Check out Irishboy John Williams and his quest to win in the Twitter Shorty Awards here.

The recently successful Teen Camp Ireland event in Ireland has a few clips on YouTube, check them out below!

One of my favourite blogs, 2 Weeks on a Trolley can be found here. Its written by Irish people who work in the medical profession are doctors or nurses, some in Ireland and some abroad. Very interesting read.

The lads over at the excellent ifoods.tv prepare for the launch of their new name here.

BBC 3 news presenter Tasmin Lucia Khan learns that running to your desk with seconds to spare before live broadcast leaves you breathless here.

How Smart Workers Survive a Downturn

January 5th, 2009 No comments

Broken Computer, broken heart.
It’s about time I wrote something about work life. After all, my working career has been good to me so far, although I have been good to my career by working at it. I work in a finance role at the moment managing a small global team for a large multinational. I have been in my limited career, project managed, insourced, outsourced, invented the wheel, fit square pegs in round holes and drank lots of tea. You don’t need to be a coffee drinker to succeed in life – trust me!

Given its all doom and gloom in the papers today, Ireland is hemorrhaging jobs, let me share with you some thoughts and ideas to maintain a healthy career. Some of it may seem obvious, some of it may seem like common sense, but hopefully there is something in it for everyone. Granted this is a very brief article, hopefully it can inspire some ideas.

We all need some level of security in our place of work, be us a cog in the corporate wheel or an up and coming entrepreneur. What sets us out from everyone? Think about the reasons that you shop in Dunnes Stores instead of Tesco, or go to one gym instead of another. After price, whats the reason? For many of us its Value.

Have you set yourself career goals, short, medium or long term? You probably have one of the following answers:

* Nah, what’s the point, sure I’m in X career, there is only so far I can go unless I go back to college or sumthin.
* Haven’t had a chance or given it much thought really.
* Yes

Now if you are reading my blog, you’re already a walking genius so lets assume you’ve your goals written down. Well done, you’ve given yourself a head start on everyone else. There are plenty of books that will quote you stats on how much more successful it will make you. But lets be honest, writing down “Goal 1: I want to be rich and successful” isn’t going to make you rich and successful no matter what Rhonda Byrne (author of The Secret) may tell you!

Its all about the detail.

If you goal is to be rich and successful, where do you begin? I’m fecked if I know! So get specific. Write down goals such as; “Goal 1: I want to own a 03 Mercedes in 2010.” Now we’re getting somewhere. You’ve set yourself a specific goal with a timeframe. Same goes with the workplace. E.G. “Goal 2: I want to project managing the outsourcing of X tasks to Site B by 2010.” Bingo. Same thing. Specific, time frame.

I could go on, but there are plenty of books out there on goals and realising them. Lets look at the roadmap to realising your goal.

Lets say your goal is to be your team supervisor by such and such a date. However there is rarely an opportunity for promotion because the person currently doing it has been there for years yada yada. Sound familiar? Yeah we’ve all been there at some point. I couldn’t be arsed, blah blah blah, hate the place blah blah blah. You get my drift. One day though that person will leave, or new position is created or a new opportunity within your company or externally. Its definitely going to happen. The question is how are you going to be prepared for it?

Let me give you an example from some years ago when I managed a large team of 20 people with 4 supervisors. The supervisors were institutionalised and happy with their positions. No signs of them moving on. One of the core feedback items from their subordinates was there was rarely opportunity for promotion. 2 people in particular came to me asking me for advice on moving up the ladder and expressed interest in progressing the management route. Over a 12 month period, the penny dropped with one of the girls, she started taking on additional responsibilites from her supervisor, getting more involved in task and decision making where she could and started to do more in house training. All off her own back and without (a) brown nosing and (b) working any extra hours. The other girl moaned about it the lack of progress in the company and how “shite” morale was. 12 months passed and one of my supervisors annouced she was unexpectedly pregnant. No prize for guessing which of the team members was first in line to cover her maternity benefit. The same individual is now a team manager in another industry, for another company. Progress with little effort.

So what has this to do with riding out a downturn? Well its an analogy for your effectiveness in the workplace. Take a step back from yourself at work. Are you good at your job? How do you know? Are you grade against your responsibilities or are you graded on what you do above and beyond your responsibilties? What value do you you add to your department and organisation? Just because its not in your job description does not necessarily mean you shouldn’t take heed or just get it done. The buck stops with each of us individually regardless of whether we are customer facing or not.

As a manager I surround myself with good people. (Some will argue its because Im a lazy fecker who wants to skive as much as possible!) If you are part of an effective team, your strengths far outway your weakness and in many cases, null and void them. For the same reason the dragons on the Dragon’s Den dont invest in the new and interesting products but rather the individuals who create them, companies like to keep good people. Are you one of them?

Its a busy pace of life both at home and in the office. I generally use the Outlook calendar and Tasks to manage my daily routines. Whenever I need to set my goals for the week or even the day, I write them all down and then shave 30% of them off the list. That way I know I have a good chance of achieving them. Afterall, the work week never goes as planned. We get distracted from all directions. Bespoke requests from management, dragged out customer request, or just even the computer network being down. It all adds up.

Finally the last thing I will say (if you’re still reading and chances are you’re not!) is try stay positive. Nothing worse than a grumpy employee!

Burger King Comes to McDonalds…On a bun!

January 4th, 2009 No comments

Its hard not to find McDonalds or Burger King burgers tasty at some point in your life. Be it when dying with a hangover, or post drinking session with your friends or just because you are hungry, we’ve all done it. I went through a period of many years where I didn’t venture near fast food joints after reading Eric Schlosser’s excellent book, Fast Food Nation.

However now I’m older and far more ignorant. So when my head is pounding after a night on the tiles, I will settle, the odd time, for a drive thru from whatever fast food joint is nearby.

The trick with fast food is the flavour. Not the ingredients that are pulled from the ground, but the lab created flavours. Schlosser goes into as much detail as legally allowed in his book to explain it. Despite the complexity of it, one thing is for sure, you can blindfold a person and they will know the difference between a Big Mac and a Whopper. Both companies are very proud of their burgers that for sure.

But a strange thing happened recently. On a hungover trip to McDonalds, they had a new burger on the menu, the Big Tasty. ( I believe its called the Big N’ Tasty in some countries). It was a few quid extra but it looked huge and had bacon on it and I had a hangover..

It was tasty. Not as big as I expected but tasty. However there was something glaringly obvious about it as I removed the huge slices of tomatoes from the bun. It tastes exactly like Burger King’s Whopper.

Some google searches later and it transpires that the burger was introduced to directly compete with Burger King’s Whopper. See here. Now maybe I’m naive and this is common knowledge. But for the few extra euro for the same tasting, slightly smaller looking burger, I never thought I’d say this but….. I should have went to Burger King!